Audacious Anomaly
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liscioitaliano:

“That’s fine, too. Just fucking give it to me! Err, per favore.”

[Romano figured it wouldn’t be a good idea to be especially rude to everyone who simply tried helping him. He didn’t need more problems than the ones he already had, either.]

“I’m not drinking alcohol for a whole damn decade…”

[Gilbert nodded his head once as he went to grab Lovino a glass of water and ibuprofen. When he came back, he handed over the glass and pill before taking a seat on the couch and motioning for Lovino to take a seat next to him]

So… did you drink because of a celebration or something?


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liscioitaliano:

audaciousanomaly:

liscioitaliano:

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liscioitaliano started following you

[Gilbert swore that if he got a penny to every Italian double he had met since his time here, he’d have a good dime by now. However, no matter how many Lovinos he met, he still had a small hope that the new one wouldn’t be as grumpy or grumpier than the last.]

Hey there, Romano. How’s it going?


“Oh boy. I definitely wanted to see your face first thing in the afternoon while I have a fucking hangover from Hell.”

[Too bad for Gilbert’s hopes, huh? Normally Romano isn’t this grumpy, but ever since the argument that he had with a different Prussia the day before, he had been utterly miserable. Drinking away his problems didn’t work, so perhaps he’d have no choice but to vent.]

“I’m fine. That is, if ‘shitty’ is a synonym for it.”

[Seems Gilbert could never catch a break. But if someone was going to act pissy towards him, well by hell we was going to behave the same back - despite how childish it is for him to do so.]

Rude. And no, it’s not. Would you like me to buy you a thesaurus for your birthday so you know next time? Unless you’re done pretending to be the “smarter” of the Italian brothers, that is.

“Alright, smartass. I didn’t mean it to be literal. And would it kill you to not be so… loud? Fucking hell… Perhaps you can be useful. Got any painkillers?”

[It wasn’t that Gilbert was even loud at all, Romano’s ears were just far too sensitive at the moment. He let out an irritated sigh, slowly rubbing his forehead with one hand and squeezing his bottle of water in the other.]

Oh? What’s this? Do you have a hangover?

[Gilbert had to smirk at the fact that Lovino was at his susceptible to pain through simply the volume of his voice, but as much as he wanted to yell and slam pots together to annoy the other, he decided against it. For he already knew of just how hard a punch Italians could throw if they felt the need to.]

Only have ibuprofen. Would that work for you, Grouchy?

[he asked as he gave a gentle pinch to the cheek of the other]


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liscioitaliano:

audaciousanomaly:

liscioitaliano started following you

[Gilbert swore that if he got a penny to every Italian double he had met since his time here, he’d have a good dime by now. However, no matter how many Lovinos he met, he still had a small hope that the new one wouldn’t be as grumpy or grumpier than the last.]

Hey there, Romano. How’s it going?


“Oh boy. I definitely wanted to see your face first thing in the afternoon while I have a fucking hangover from Hell.”

[Too bad for Gilbert’s hopes, huh? Normally Romano isn’t this grumpy, but ever since the argument that he had with a different Prussia the day before, he had been utterly miserable. Drinking away his problems didn’t work, so perhaps he’d have no choice but to vent.]

“I’m fine. That is, if ‘shitty’ is a synonym for it.”

[Seems Gilbert could never catch a break. But if someone was going to act pissy towards him, well by hell we was going to behave the same back - despite how childish it is for him to do so.]

Rude. And no, it’s not. Would you like me to buy you a thesaurus for your birthday so you know next time? Unless you’re done pretending to be the “smarter” of the Italian brothers, that is.

obscure-fantasy:

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radieuxrose started following you

[It seemed that another person had found themselves in Gilbert’s presence and this one just happened to be a girl. Although Gilbert thought of himself as a charmer, his subconscious knew that he had a tendency to flounder about with words when it came to some females. Hopefully, this would not be one of those times.]

Hallo. I’m Gilbert Beilschmidt. And who might you be?

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liscioitaliano started following you

[Gilbert swore that if he got a penny to every Italian double he had met since his time here, he’d have a good dime by now. However, no matter how many Lovinos he met, he still had a small hope that the new one wouldn’t be as grumpy or grumpier than the last.]

Hey there, Romano. How’s it going?


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be-my-bunny started following you

Hm?

[Gilbert couldn’t help stalling his introduction for a few seconds to get a good look at the stranger’s beard. It certainly was a unique cut…]

Ah. Sorry. I don’t I’ve ever seen you ‘round here. The name’s Gilbert.

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I’m going to get off before I start ranting.

Good night, everyone.

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askrlhungary:

*Flustered*

W-what does that mean?

It means you did exactly as I asked. Certainly a sexy pose.